Write this on a slip of paper and put it away for safekeeping: David Wells and the Red Sox are a perfect fit. Long regarded as an organization that was more uptight than the Save Fenway zealots, the Red Sox are now the home of long-haired author Johnny Damon, free-pouring bartender Kevin Millar and tattooed biker Wells.
Let the New Yorkers wear those cheesy pinstriped suits.
He can still pitch, too. ;)