Since Matt is up in the mountains getting engaged to his sexy grilfriend (No more yanky my wanky, the Donger need food!), I present for you several links that I would normally just IM to him:
- Whitney Houston enters rehab for second time – We love Crazy Whitney!
- Nugent trial against Mich. festival opens – We love Crazy Nuge!
- Gun shop owner selling provocative T-shirts again – We love provocative t-shirts!
- S.F. girls soccer team run-ins prompt ban on post-match high fives – Girl fights - Awesome!
- Growling man with sword robs store; suspect arrested – We love crazy people with swords!
- 'Lonely' Ozzy talks to his smiley knees – We love Crazy Ozzy!
- Man has permanent erection – We love crazy erections!
- Fighting Cows to Face New Doping Tests – Cow fight - Awesome!
- Fischer leaves Japan for Iceland – We love Crazy Bobby! (Check the picture!)