The Deputy Mayor of the Indian capital, Delhi, was killed by a horde of moneys, if you can believe it.
SS Bajwa suffered serious head injuries when he fell from the first-floor terrace of his home on Saturday morning trying to fight off the monkeys.
The city has long struggled to counter its plague of monkeys, which invade government complexes and temples, snatch food and scare passers-by.
The Hindus consider monkey sacred, so they are basically allowed to reproduce like rabbits and generally fuck shit up all around town.
In other words, major cities in India are overrun by simian street gangs... To that I say, simply: No thank you.