Whoa! Whoa! WHOA!!!

Monkey menace? Simply cook and eat them!

Fed up by an army of monkeys that has made life miserable in rural Uganda, a minister has come out with a simple solution: eat the animal!

Junior Agriculture Minister Israel Kibirige Sebunnya has warned that crops would be wiped out if the problem was not addressed. And he has suggested a novel solution to the problem.

'I wish we could adopt the habit of eating monkeys like they do in West Africa,' junior Agriculture Minister Israel Kibirige Sebunnya said here.

Haven't we already established that monkeys are far to similar to us biologically to be consumed? I mean, seriously... How does this seem like a good idea to anyone?