Darn Bonobo Punks!

Great Ape Scolded for Pulling Fire Alarm

The fire alarm is on a wall in the bonobo home in an area used by the apes and members of the scientific team. Panbanisha is one of seven bonobos at the Great Ape Trust, and was among the first group to arrive in April 2005. Bonobos are among the most human-like of the great apes.

Unfortunately, this story was posted to the Monkey Wire email list with the title "Great Ape Scolded for Pulling Fire Arm". That would have been a much more entertaining (er... I mean worrisome or something like that...) story!