- The best sentence ever begins with: "Japanese macaques will completely flip out when presented with flying squirrels..." http://j.mp/bilGzg #
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@simianista Monkey Revolution Dispatches for 2010-07-10
- "The lesson I have learned is to never slaughter a chicken in front of a monkey." http://bit.ly/9GnJr3 #
- If you are into monkey shines, you might want to check out Rebel Monkeys on NatGeo: http://bit.ly/bd8yEy #
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@simianista Monkey Revolution Dispatches for 2010-07-03
- Monkey on a goat. On a wire. Pretty sweet! http://bit.ly/c4Crft #
- Of course you need a Steampunk Monkey Coloring Book. Of course you do! http://www.etsy.com/shop/chetart?section_id=7080491 #
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@simianista Monkey Revolution Dispatches for 2010-05-29
- "We were not staking out the garbage can looking for a monkey," said Lt. Kraig Gray of the Greenwich, CT Police Dept. http://j.mp/aKl5PE #
- In case you were keeping tabs, Atlanta has a new western lowland gorilla in town: http://j.mp/aSpzty #
- Chimps are smart enough to copy their betters: http://j.mp/9pb4xY Which explains all the photos of chimps with guns and cigarettes and such. #
- This just in: Orangutans look straight into your soul. http://j.mp/bJRvir #
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@simianista Monkey Revolution Dispatches for 2010-03-20
- Shocker: Monkeys dig on ladies - http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/science/nature/8571318.stm #duh #monkeyrevolution #
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@simianista Monkey Revolution Dispatches for 2010-03-13
- There's another "monkey on the loose in Florida" caper going on: http://j.mp/a4Ck0n Why FL? They must really like crack... #monkeyrevolution #
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@simianista Monkey Revolution Dispatches for 2009-12-12
- How you doin'? A gibbon dating agency is helping to reintroduce once captive apes into the forests of southeast Asia. http://j.mp/56sKko #
- In a win for our side, a team of crack code breakers have deciphered the language of the Campbell’s monkey. http://j.mp/8Tj2u4 #
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@simianista Monkey Revolution Dispatches for 2009-11-28
- Orphaned baby gorillas to be placed in new sanctuary in Congo: http://j.mp/8lXMna #
- Tampa has a rogue monkey problem. http://j.mp/5eAZzq I wonder if they will show up on an episode of COPS. COPS <3 Florida! #monkeyrevolution #
- A painted face doesn't make you pretty. Mandrill's are kinda whorish: http://j.mp/4RwE93 (via @fuckyoupenguin & @mhectic) #monkeyrevolution #
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@simianista Monkey Revolution Dispatches for 2009-11-14
- Wasn't me! "With a steady supply of monkeys ensured construction of the monkey collider began on a scenic Colorado site." http://j.mp/1NhwOX #
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Monkey Knife Fight!
You've all seen these, right? Well, I just decided I need to have them always available in case I ever need them (and I often do).
@simianista Monkey Revolution Dispatches for 2009-10-31
- Oh, HELL no! Baboons sexually assault woman in tube top: http://tinyurl.com/ygro3tw #monkeyrevolution #
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@simianista Monkey Revolution Dispatches for 2009-10-17
- This just in: Sigourney Weaver is still a big fan of gorillas. That is all. http://is.gd/4ms33 #monkeyrevolution #
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@simianista Monkey Revolution Dispatches for 2009-09-12
- Minnesota cop allegedly snuck into a zoo at night to feed gorillas Pop-Tarts. Huh??? http://is.gd/2VunN #monkeyrevolution #
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@simianista Monkey Revolution Dispatches for 2009-09-05
- Starting Sep 24, Facebook, Twitter and MySpace users can follow Ugandan gorillas. For a dollar...? http://is.gd/2PPct #monkeyrevolution #
- Cotton-top tamarins respond to cello mimicking their calls. Don't dig human music, but Metallica calms. http://is.gd/2PPJc #monkeyrevolution #
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@simianista Monkey Revolution Dispatches for 2009-08-29
- CT prosecutor drops case against man charged w/ illegal siamang ownership after $300 charity donation. http://is.gd/2tGCZ #monkeyrevolution #
- Monkey tries to eat the face off Jason Biggs: http://is.gd/2Azzl Who are we to judge, really? #monkeyrevolution #
- This lab-bred monkey with a dad and two moms is going to be so confused... http://is.gd/2DXwv #monkeyrevolution #
- Surprise! A marmoset missing from a safari park showed up on a family's curtain rail in their house. http://is.gd/2DY7n #monkeyrevolution #
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@simianista Monkey Revolution Dispatches for 2009-08-22
- Minty, a Capuchin who escaped a NZ wildlife reserve, was recaptured with a trap baited with... BANANAS! http://is.gd/2fhw5 #monkeyrevolution #
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@simianista Monkey Revolution Dispatches for 2009-08-10
- Study: Borneo orangutans hold leaves to their mouths to make their voices sound deeper than they actually are: http://bit.ly/XgjhU Tricky! #
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@simianista Monkey Revolution Dispatches for 2009-08-03
- Your laws of physics mean very little to orangutans: http://is.gd/1UptV #monkeyrevolution #
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@simianista Monkey Revolution Dispatches for 2009-07-27
- Baboon car-jackers! Hoodlums! http://bit.ly/3chVPr #monkeyrevolution #
- Cotton-top tamarin monkeys can distinguish between “right” and “wrong” grammatical patterns. Can you? http://is.gd/1GJmz #monkeyrevolution #
- Video: Dude uses monkey to rob Texas plant store. http://is.gd/1HANF #monkeyrevolution #
- For the first time chimps have been found infected with what is essentially AIDS: http://is.gd/1KrPC #monkeyrevolution #
- Wildlife officials in India plan to build a finishing school to teach delinquent monkeys manners: http://is.gd/1L7lR #monkeyrevolution #
- From @mhectic: In case you think chimps are sweet and cute and clownish: http://is.gd/1MClV (Warning: Gruesome) #monkeyrevolution #
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@simianista Monkey Revolution Dispatches for 2009-07-20
- Zoo New England threatened to euthanize tons of animals because of state budget cuts. They were lying, though. http://tinyurl.com/mtn9vn #
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