Monkey Love

Specifically, too much of it. Sienna Miller got plenty:

But the over-zealous creature proceeded to stick its little monkey tongue into Sienna's mouth.

The Alfie star adds, "I sort of made out with a monkey... It was a sweet monkey but, no, that's too much." And to finish off the bizarre encounter, the monkey proceeded to urinate on Sienna's back.

And down in St. Kitts it's a major problem, I guess:

There is no point talking about increasing agricultural production in St. Kitts if we continue to ignore the serious monkey problem we have here -- namely, the huge and ever increasing population of monkeys that wander the country side devastating vegetables and fruit crops wherever they go.

Personally, I'd go with the monkeys eating my fruit rather than sticking their tongues down my throat.