I Love Lauren Bacall

Bacall: Cruise is sick [How very tabloid.]

'It's inappropriate and vulgar and absolutely unacceptable to use your private life to sell anything commercially. I think it's kind of a sickness.'

Miss Bacall, who was married to Humphrey Bogart and appeared with him in several films, added insult to injury by saying 42-year-old Cruise was not much of an actor.

God, that's good. Lauren Bacall is one tough lady, and she has never pulled her punches. Gotta love it.