Double Crap!

Cambodian Troops Quarantine Quan'sul

After death, this parasite is able to restart the heart of its victim for up to two hours after the initial demise of the person where the individual behaves in extremely violent ways from what is believed to be a combination of brain damage and a chemical released into blood during “resurrection.�

We got trouble, right here in River City, and that starts with T and that rhymes with Z and that stands for ZOMBIE!


(Yes, this is totally a hoax, btw. It still messed me up a bit, though. After all, it's not a far leap from mermen to zombies, right? ;) )