Can't say I blame him

Monkey makes escape and hates dental care

Raised at the Chengdu Zoo, the monkey was recently moved to a medical school for lab experiments on oral cavities.

Dissatisfied with the dental work and known for his hot temper, the monkey escaped from the lab around 1 pm on Saturday. After arriving at a nearby community, he bit an old woman in an attempt to take away some biscuits. He also stopped for some tea.

OK. Jesus.

All my monkey paranoia aside, I'm on this little trooper's side. Nobody wants to be the guinea pig for new dental procedures.