In case a home invasion/robbery isn't exciting enough for the soccer moms... Last night we were disturbed by (at least) a pair of police helecopters (or maybe they were just news choppers, don't really know) hovering over our whitebread 'hood like we we suddenly in Compton or something. While it was fun for me to watch the flyboys zoom around — they were a lot higher than I expected considering our walls were shaking, it was more than a little creepy overall.
Turns out some ass was trying to shake Johnny Law in a car chase that went right around our neck of the woods.
I can think of a handful of possible locations for that sign the police officer ran into. All of them are within maybe a mile of my house.